Woman Runs Over Lord Jesus Christ
May 9, 2010
Police officers in Northampton, Mass. issued a traffic citation this week to a driver whose car hit a pedestrian named Lord Jesus Christ. It happened Tuesday on Main Street in front of Fitzwilly's restaurant.
Northampton Police Lt. Michael Patenaude told 22News that a 50-year old man, officially identified as Lord Jesus Christ of Belchertown, Mass., was struck as he crossed Main Street around 3:30 p.m. on Tuesday.
Twenty-year old Brittany Cantarella of Pittsfield was cited for failure to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
Lord Jesus Christ was treated for facial injuries at Cooley Dickinson Hospital.
Patenaude said Lord Jesus Christ had a Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles identification card that confirmed his namesake.
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